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Post by ODdWonOut on Mon Jul 24, 2017 2:18 pm

Well, this seems like a more efficient place to do this sort of thing than just standing in random places for an hour or two.

Things currently needing done:
Fetch quests
 - 5 Lucky Rabite Feet (not sure what makes them lucky)
 - 20 Bear Asses (recently requested by local collector)
 - 2 right Bear arms
 - 2 vials of the tears of the bourgeois (orphan tears also acceptable)
 - Local Food Drive donations (it's like a fetch quest for quest givers, how meta!)

Action quests
 - Aren't the roly's becoming a little overpopulous?
 - Goblns r azzholz, plz fix (found on scrap of paper)
 - Chobinz Stole Mah Goldz! (heard exclaimed from near Giganto Stronghold)

Other
- [room for more stuff]


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Post by demonicor on Mon Jul 24, 2017 2:21 pm

Uhm, would you kindly remove that one in 'other', about subjects... I don't need it spread that far...
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Post by ODdWonOut on Mon Jul 24, 2017 2:22 pm

demonicor wrote:Uhm, would you kindly remove that one in 'other', about subjects... I don't need it spread that far...
Will do ^.^

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Post by VandlolianScurge on Wed Jul 26, 2017 1:38 am

oh cool can someone clean my armor, its like super dirty and covered in blood. like, i'm normally cool with that shit but my BOSS can get anal sometimes. oh yeah anyone know any good vampire jokes? i'm running low on material, it's SUPER important that i keep a fresh stock of that lying aorund
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Post by ODdWonOut on Wed Jul 26, 2017 2:22 am

VandlolianScurge wrote:oh yeah anyone know any good vampire jokes?

I don't have many full jokes, but there's a few ideas and starters too

Why would a vampire need cold medicine? For their coffin
What do you call a vampire snowman? Frostbite
When Vampires race. It’s always neck and neck.
What do you call a duck with fangs? Quackula
When Vampires meet, it's love at first bite.

One-liners:
Dracula's up to bat (only works on ones who transform)
What a pain in the neck
Blood is thicker than water (best when used with vampire families)
Sorry, not my/your type
Fangs for the memories
There's always a sucker

I have no idea what to do with these, but there's potential in them:
Looking for new blood
Redneck
Stupid clots
Bat company
Being too vein
Bakers and Jampires
Celebrities and beauty being skin-deep

Things to not get for a vampire: Bloody Mary, A Blood Hound, Blood Orange, (any other blood-named object really), giraffe

Ask if they go sailing on a blood vessel, or mention an account at the blood bank

I'm assuming you'll be telling these jokes to vampires, but then, I heard being a vampire really sucks anyways

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Post by VandlolianScurge on Wed Jul 26, 2017 2:30 am

oh sweet dreadite, these are great! thanks! i was getting worried i'd have to start recycling. she's pretty dumb though so half of them will go over her head but it'll last me for the next several jobs!
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Post by demonicor on Wed Jul 26, 2017 2:31 am

Count Porkula was a Hampire
If he was a sheep, then a Rampire
Unless he's too small, then a Lambpire
On sandwich, with bread, and some Jampire
So venerably old he's a grandpire
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