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Hiya! I'm a big fan of drama and or free flowing information... Not MY information, just information. I'm also a bit of a hypocrite... one of many reasons I hide in what is basically a bunker.... Annnnyway. I managed to dig up a list for a pretty hush hush tournament with some big ticket prizes. Naturally, not everyone's invited... But for the sake of letting people bet and trash talk anyway I'm gonna put the information they have on the fighters up here anyway and share the results as they roll in. They got roaming knight bands, Mercenary groups, solo heroes... para-military organizations, corporate armies, literally pulled out all the stops for this one.... they even got crazy high powered kids and monsters in the fray.... no child labor laws being observed here.... While they aren't technically letting people enter in teams, they ARE letting groups enter in a sort of, (don't match these people against each other until there's no one else left) thing.... so I'll list from those.... some of them are really fucking weird.


From Heros for Hire! we got..

Hope, some bitch with a lot of knives.... and her pet dog... or something, is that legal?

Glenn, Literally just a guy with some guns.

Kirk, Also a guy with some guns.

Kimen, Some mage kid... probably, either that or he's really good with a dagger.
Khazgrisomething, short guy with an axe.
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From One of the random adventuring bands roaming the cleft. They've entered under "Seekers"

Ruby, Some bitch with a glaive and a bow... she uses both apparently.
Frank, a big hulking knight with a huge sword and a crossbow.
Kadarwhatever, a flimsy teenager that's probably some kind of mage.
V(literally, that's all that's there for her name), another flimsy teenager with no weapons... maybe a caster?
Issomething, an esper, definitely a mage.
Maddy, literally a little girl... like not in the a tiny teenager I mean actually a child. Literally fights with dolls.
Clay, another child... has chains... not in the kinky way, it's a kid.
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Hyper Band

Vex, some young adult without a weapon, caster
Vox, see above.
Torque, big giganto with a club, a stereotype.
Kell, also brought animals to a 1 v 1 fight.... two of them.. has a short sword.
Giz, a tech based fighter... also a huge nerd.
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Band of the Raven.

Clayton, AGAIN a child... .... I think he' atlest 13... he has a stick.
Trinity, A soldier bitch.
Giacomo, a soldier asshole... has a giant beyblade or something I don't know.
Wrench, that's a LOT of weapons on his entry form.... like holy shit.
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Independents

A giant fucking rock, Sponsored by Garlond industries.
Fizersomething, A fish.
Teravin, a Knight or something.
Max, Some guy with a swordgun.
May, Some girl with a gunsword... I can't make this shit up.
Rocky, Also a rock.... at least this one has a name.
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That's what I got for now folks... I'll give more detailed descriptions as get to the fights.. I'm hoping to cover em in real time, or as close as I can... I got someone on the inside trying to record it so I'll get back to you with that if it works out. Peace out and all that.

Huh, like some kind of meta-brawl? That should be intere-
Hold up is that Kimen's name? The hell kinda game are these Heroes kids playing at? I'm going to have to go talk to someone. A few someones.

Where's this thing taking place at, Ohm's Judge?

Dunno. I only got wind of it because I'm in the cool kids club at my place of work and the higher ups were invited... I don't think ANYONE actually knows where its at yet.... The organizers are keeping it pretty hush hush to avoid any legal authority raining on their parade... Definitely not in Guardia. ... If you're friendly with any of the groups going you can probably get in as a guest when someone arrives to pick them up.

I couldn't give a rat's shit about the fighting, but at least one of the people listed there is a close friend and really doesn't need to be in the middle of some kind of organized gang warfare!

If that's the worry you can probably calm it down.. Each of the big groups is required to bring their own medic and the arena itself apparently has one of the best, (or at least there's boasts about them being one.) It's all closely monitored 1 v 1 matches... Otherwise I'd also be a bit pissy about my little brother being involved in this mess.... But I mean hey, everyone has a right to get pissy... THIS IS A FREE WORLD.... Freeish at least.

I like Kimen... I've seen him a few times and he seems nice. He always waves back to me. I'm happy he will be there as well.

Ohm's Judge wrote:If that's the worry you can probably calm it down.. Each of the big groups is required to bring their own medic and the arena itself apparently has one of the best, (or at least there's boasts about them being one.) It's all closely monitored 1 v 1 matches... Otherwise I'd also be a bit pissy about my little brother being involved in this mess.... But I mean hey, everyone has a right to get pissy... THIS IS A FREE WORLD.... Freeish at least.

This is BARELY on the edge of acceptable. I'm still going to have to find whoever is leading these heroes for hire and have a talk with them.

Forte wrote:This is BARELY on the edge of acceptable. I'm still going to have to find whoever is leading these heroes for hire and have a talk with them.

They're in Crysta, Big building, dominates the landscape.. you should go there and just like burn the place down. Or yell at their leader until she cries...I hear she's a cry baby and that is also acceptable.... probably a more acceptable solution than burning it down too. Best of Luck!

GlaivesforDays wrote:They're in Crysta, Big building, dominates the landscape.. you should go there and just like burn the place down. Or yell at their leader until she cries...I hear she's a cry baby and that is also acceptable.... probably a more acceptable solution than burning it down too. Best of Luck!

Oh you can bet I'll go down there and check things out. If you're in Guardia sometime lemmie know and I'll get you a beer. Now, time to go fill out some paperwork

Forte wrote:

GlaivesforDays wrote:They're in Crysta, Big building, dominates the landscape.. you should go there and just like burn the place down. Or yell at their leader until she cries...I hear she's a cry baby and that is also acceptable.... probably a more acceptable solution than burning it down too. Best of Luck!

Oh you can bet I'll go down there and check things out. If you're in Guardia sometime lemmie know and I'll get you a beer. Now, time to go fill out some paperwork

I do not think burning down the guild is necessary but Mr. Forte is free to come visit and talk to the individual if he is concerned about them.

you should totally just burn it! those guys are total pushovers you should make them pay for putting a kid in danger!

GlaivesforDays wrote:

Forte wrote:This is BARELY on the edge of acceptable. I'm still going to have to find whoever is leading these heroes for hire and have a talk with them.

They're in Crysta, Big building, dominates the landscape.. you should go there and just like burn the place down. Or yell at their leader until she cries...I hear she's a cry baby and that is also acceptable.... probably a more acceptable solution than burning it down too. Best of Luck!

This kind of reaction makes it sound like you have some sort of grievance with them.

... wrote:This kind of reaction makes it sound like you have some sort of grievance with them.

It's not so much them... it's their methodology.. The idea of mercenaries using the tag "Hero" as a brand... It just rubs me the wrong way.

A disagreement in methodology can be understandable but that seemed a bit like a strong reaction for something that just rubbed you the wrong way.

your face is rubbed the wrong way

Well, that looks fun. This arena wouldn't happen to have stands would it? I'd love to come down and give it a watch.

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"If using your brain didn't work, you didn't use enough of it."

Maddie took a peek and she sees lots of names! Maddie is really excited to play with them!

Wait, when did I sign up for this? RUBY!

Yo party people, my inside guy has got the information on the first two matches.


First match is Isaakios vs Keeper. From what they got, they're both non-human magic users who have melee weapons.


Second match is Maddy Vs Giz, a REALLY creepy child who appears to have control over at least one golem... and a weak looking teenager who supposedly uses a lot of tech. I'll keep you posted on the results.

Keeper got his ass kicked, First name up on the loser board.

Ohm's Judge wrote:If that's the worry you can probably calm it down.. Each of the big groups is required to bring their own medic and the arena itself apparently has one of the best, (or at least there's boasts about them being one.)

I would prefer to be called one of the most adaptable and creative rather than the best.

Ohm's Judge wrote:Keeper got his ass kicked, First name up on the loser board.

Looks like I just made some gold.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I thought he would be a Keeper for suresies!

Giz wimped the fuck out. Maddie wins.

Teravin and Frank up next.